Lyric Story

Answer these with the first line of the song that comes up when you press shuffle.

1. This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say:"SAIL!" -Sail by: Awolnation
2. Then you get up and get in the shower and sing:"All embrace me it's my time to rule at last" -Carolus Rex by: Sabaton
3. When you can’t find your favorite shirt, you yell:"Rejected...since day one" -River Below by: Billy Talent
4. After getting dressed you go downstairs get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say:
   "Fall into that black whole honey" -2024 by: Cage The Elephant
5. After eating your stale cereal, you head out to catch the bus, but the bus already left. You curse and scream:"Motor cars, handle bars, bicycles for two" -Junk by: Paul McCartney
6. So now you have to walk to school. The Popular's drive by you and say:
   "You change your mind" -Hot N Cold by: Katy Perry
7. You reply angrily:"Oh they might wear classic reeboks" -A Certain Romance by: Arctic Monkeys
8. They drive off and scream:"On the top of satisfaction" -Those Dancing Days by: Those Dancing Days
9. You try to cross the street, but can’t because of a car wreck. You say:"Last night I dreamed we’d found a stand of trees " -In The Yard by: Bowerbirds
10. So you walk all the way back to the other side of the street to the store. You go in the store and ask the clerk:"You've got these little things" -Ready To Go by: Panic! At The Disco
11. He replies:
    "I know that there's a reason why I need to be alone" -Lord Is It Mine by: Supertramp
12. You give him a strange look and say:"I need the fear of a love that's lost" -Learn To Love by: Needtobreathe
13. Then you get some chips, but you can’t find your money. You mumble:
    "It's been a hard day's night" -A Hard Day's Night by: The Beatles
14. The clerk says:
15. You angrily walk out of the store saying:
    "The cars hiss by my window" -Cars Hiss By My Window by: The Doors
16. So… You go to the Starbucks across the street and a man asks you:"Look at that booty, show me the booty" -Booty Man by: Tim Wilson
17. To which you say:
    "I bet you think we didn't know" -Pot Kettle Black by: Tilly and the Wall
18. …When your cellphone rings. It’s your friend. She says:"Black lace." -Black Lace by: July Talk
19. You tell her:"L-O-V-E-V-I-B-E, L-O-V-E Love Vibe" -Love Vibe by: Lisa Lougheed
20. So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell:"Back in black, I hit the sack" -Back In Black by: AC/DC
21. People start to think you have problems, so you tell them:"Strange days have found us" -Strange Days by: The Doors
22. The man at the counter tells you:"I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing" -Breakeven by: The Script
23. So you say:"Maybe we’re going nowhere fast" -It's Alright by: Matt and Kim
24. Then you leave the Starbucks. You can cross the street to get to school now. You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream:
    "Tell me why things ain't like" -No One At All by: Firehouse
25. When you get away, you say:"Poor guy that man John Thomas" -Back Stabbin' Betty by: Cage The Elephant
26. You finally get to school: Teacher wants to know why you’re late:
    "All I am,Is a man," -Sweater Weather by: The Neighbourhood
27. She doesn't believe you. So you tell her:"Yo, listen up, here's the story" -Blue (Da Ba Dee) by: Eiffel 65
28. She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks:
    "He deals the cards as a meditation" -Shape of My Heart by: Sting
29. So you reply:"Well, I looked at her face and then I knew she changed," -The Ex by: Billy Talent
30. He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you:"Lovely girl won't you stay, won't you stay, stay with me" -Big Parade by: The Lumineers
31. Then sends you to detention. You mumble:"A beautiful and blinding morning," -Awake by: Josh Groban
32. Sitting in detention, you meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you:"Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down" -Master Of The House by: Les Mis
33. You look at her in horror and tell her:"Everytime that I look in the mirror" -Dream On by: Aerosmith
34. Then move to the other side of the class. She yells:"Love, love me do" -The Beatles
35. There are people in the back trying to sing. It’s really bad. You tell them:"Hello my darling," -Without by: Mike Lombardo
36. They get mad and say:"Charlie Boy, don't go to war, first born in forty-four" -Charlie Boy by: The Lumineers
37. So you just go to sleep for the rest of the time. When you wake up, it’s 4:00. You look around and say:"AtteroDominatusBerlin is burningDeniqueInterimoThe Reich has fallen" -Attero Dominatus by: Sabaton
38. You ask the teacher why he didn't wake you up, and he says:"It was the fearful night of December 8th." -I Just Shot John Lennon by: The Cranberries
39. So you run all the way home. Mom wants to know where you've been:"I've been travelling but I don't know where" -Laugh, I Nearly Died by: Rolling Stones
40. She thinks you’re lying. You try and tell her:"Who'll have a fishyOn a little dishy?Who will have a fishyWhen the boat comes..." -A Seafood Song by: The Divine Comedy
41. But she doesn't wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say:"I've lost my faith in everything" -You Are My Religion by: Firehouse
42. So she yells back: "If you could soldier on" -Keep Your Eyes Open by: Needtobreathe
43. You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell:"We cut the legs off of our pants" -Daylight by: Matt and Kim
44. Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts:"Little bird have you got a key?" -Caught A Long Wind by: Feist
45. You get mad and say:"Words are flowing out likeendless rain into a paper cup" -Across The Universe by: The Beatles
46. Then he/she says:"I don't know how you do it" -Elevate by: St. Lucia
47. Then you get so mad you throw your phone at the wall, and it breaks: 
48. You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:"
49. I lie here paralytic
50. Inside this soul
51. Screaming for you till
    
52. My throat is numb" -Rebirthing by: Skillet
53. Your mom thinks you’re going crazy, so she says:"Hush now baby don't you cry" -Lullaby by: Josh Groban
54. You look at her crazy, then walk away saying:"There is one girl in my life that makes me love again"
55. She throws a frying pan at you and you scream:"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick" -LoveGame by: Lady Gaga
56. She yells back:"In the backyard" -Remade Horizon by: Dirty Projectors
57. So you storm up to your room again and say:"There was a time when my world was filled with darkness," -Animal by: Miike Snow
58. Then you get in the shower and sing:"Come on, shake your body baby," -La Conga by: Miami Sound Machine
59. Then before you go to bed you pray that:
    "We are the loved onesA fine breedWe are the loved onesFriends of God indeed" -The Loved Ones by: Sanders Bohlke

This was fun and it was some sense too!

From: taurihell